Thursday, June 23, 2022

The Esteemed Critic's Multiple Sentence Reviews


 The Critic loves his Arnold flicks.

Do you like movies, television, and video games? The Esteemed Critic does, except when he doesn't. Here are his reviews, in no particular order or date, because that would require more work than the Critic is willing to put worth.

The Thing; The Terror; The Last Dance; Barbarian; Love Is Blind Season 7

Deadpool Versus Wolverine; They Live; When We Were Kings

Beverly Hills Cop; Scavenger's Reign

Godzilla Minus One

Starship Troopers

Uncut Gems; Damsel; Ricky Stanicky

Chinatown; The Blues Brothers

The Iron Claw; Neighbors; LA Confidential; Foxy Shazam Live

No Hard Feelings; Bob Dylan Live; The Wheel of Time Season 2

Fast Times at Ridgemont High; The Wheel of Time

Heat

Conan The Barbarian

Animal House

The Hangover 

The Menu

Nope; Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy; The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Scream

Blade Runner 2049; Hail, Caesar! 

The Northman; Obi-wan 

Outer Range  

Total Recall; The Green Knight; X; The Wedding Singer

Dune 

Spectre 

The Rise of Skywalker 

The Last Jedi 

The Force Awakens 

Captain America: Civil War; Girls; Dark Souls 3

2016 Described in 5 songs 

Ghostbusters (2016) 

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood; Hereditary 

Jurassic World: Dominion

Fifty Shades of Grey 

Under the Skin; The Conspiracy Against the Human Race; Workaholics

Midsommar 

Jurassic World

Batman Versus Superman 

The Hateful Eight 

How I Met Your Mother 

July 4th; Saint's Row; Cultural Degeneracy 

Doom 

A Bunch of Stuff the Critic didn't Really Consume 

The Critic Plays Dark Souls 2 

 Nerd Words; Bulletstorm

The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies 

Father's Day Gifts 

Civ 6; Shadow Warrior 2; Black Mirror 

Dishonored 2 

Godzilla


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