If your neighbor drives around in the middle of the night making deliveries with his pitbull's head sticking out the window, you may be living across from a methhead.
If weird, worthless piles of shit start accumulating in front of your neighbor's apartment, then they may be trading meth for junk.
If two jabronis are wearing headlamps in the middle of the night while crouching down in a field, working on god knows what, then you may have methheads as neighbors.
If you put something out next to the trash and you see it the next morning in front of your neighbor's place, no matter how worthless, then yeah, they might be methheads.
If random cars pull up and your neighbor gets inside for about thirty seconds and then gets out, then they are probably selling drugs, most likely meth.
If your neighbors don't seem to work or leave the house during the daylight hours, then they are either vampires or methheads. Same difference, really.
If your neighbor's teenage children prowl the streets like Malcolm McDowell in a Clockwork Orange, then you either live in Aurora and/or your neighbor is a methhead.
If you've never seen your neighbor dressed in anything besides pajamas or ill-fitting camouflage pants, then once again, you either live in Aurora and/or your neighbor is a methhead.
If one of the randos working on your neighbor's Toyota POS bears a great resemblance to Lord Voldemort in a tracksuit, then they are all probably methheads.
Honestly, if anyone moves in across the street from me, I assume they are a methhead, and I'm right one-hundred percent of the time, every time.
God Bless America.
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