Batman Versus Robin: Election 2020

Robin drove up right as Batman was hanging the one-hundred foot banner across the front yard of Wayne Manor.

"Oh God, Bruce, no, just no," said Robin.

"Make America Great Again, Again," said Batman, take a Bat-beer from his utility belt. "Custom made. Now everyone that drives by will know that I stand with the President and not the CIA-backed Colour Revolution."

"Were you referring to the George Floyd protests? Christ, that's racist."

 "Everything's racist now. I can't tell jokes. I can't requested a non-ethnic waiter at my favorite restaurant. The tabloids are wondering why Bruce Wayne's never dated a black woman. Jesus. If there's one thing I'm not racist about, it's broads."

"Bruce, you got to take this sign down. You'll get kicked off the Gotham school board. Charities will refuse to take your money. You know Trump's very unpopular here..."

 "Mayor James is a partisan hack. You know who I'm backing this November."

"Yeah, Oswald Cobblepot. AKA the Penguin! You really will vote for anyone that's a Republican."

"I support his agenda, not the man. He's gonna drain the swamp..."

"He's going to pollute the natural watershed with toxic chemicals from his backers' industrial plants."

"Progress, Robin, progress. I suppose you like washing your hands without soap? You like that fork you're eating kale with? Because somebody's got to make that fork and that soap."

"You're delusional, Bruce. I literally can't have a conversation with you anymore. It's like talking to a brick wall that parrots right wing talking points."

"Go complain to your blog. In fact, here, I have a present for you."

Batman threw a MAGA hat in Robin's face.

"Here, have this too. That's an absentee ballot for all of your illegal friends. Make sure Superman votes twice, the illegal son of a bitch."

Batman threw a bunch of envelopes in Robin's face.

"You're a facist!" screamed Robin. "You support what they're doing with the post office? People shouldn't have a right to vote anymore? If you stand against democracy, what do you stand for?"

"They're all corrupt. You might as well vote for the one that's not a baby killer," said Batman, standing back to take a picture of his Make America Great Again banner. If he can get Robin to help him later, he plans on putting the picture on his Instagram.