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One weird trick to make your penis bigger. One weird trick to get you ripped. One weird trick to turn her on.
A revolutionary new method promises ridiculous results. There's one really weird old trick to it. Did your wife leave you? One weird trick to make her come back.
Does your penis not work any more? One weird trick can fix it! In fact, there's one weird trick to make you grow another penis! Awesome!
It's a revolutionary new method, but it relies mostly on one terribly weird and disgusting trick. It will make your family love you again. They don't want you to know about it.
Trainers hate him because he knows one weird trick that will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus. This one weird trick will remove the hundreds of pounds of whale blubber from your grotesque frame and make you a human being again.
Cambridge scientists have discovered the unifying theory of physics and there's one really weird trick to it! It also boosts testosterone, and they don't want you to know about it.
Everyone hates him because he discovered one really weird trick to solve any problem! He's a warlock but there's one weird trick to it.
This trick is so weird yet so easy and simple, you'll hate yourself for not knowing it! You're so stupid! Good thing there's one really weird trick to fix that.
There's one really weird trick to getting out of jail that you don't want to know about. One really weird trick to make the voices stop.
Once, there was no such thing as one really weird trick. Those were the dark ages, the times of ignorance. Now we know everything thanks to one really weird and old trick.
Wait. I have a confession to make. It's about one really weird trick. Thing is, I'm kind of scared of it. The arrogance. The hubris. The putting on of airs. It's getting too big. Too powerful. I think it might swallow the world.
Good thing there's one really weird trick to fix it!
ONE REALLY WEIRD AND DISGUSTING TRICK, SO BAD, SO GROSS, SO GODDAMN SIMPLE THAT YOU'LL CURE CANCER AND SHIT THUNDER THANKS TO ONE FUCKING WEIRD TRICK!
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