With one pudding-stained finger
Meatball Ron picks his nose
And stares at his audience with contempt.
He is a strong man,
Five-foot nothing in white boots,
With the charisma of a pile
Of flaming shit.
Give Ron money; he deserves it
For punching down at trans kids,
For attacking libraries and banning books,
For going after Mickey-Mouse
And the Woke Mind Virus.
Every time he opens his mouth,
I keep hoping someone
Will put their fist in it.
Thankfully, DeSanctimonious
is pretty good at choking
On his own meat.
Surely we can do better
Than Dipshit Don and Meatball Ron?
Fuck, who am I kidding?
This is America, baby.
There's always a moron
Waiting in the wings.
Just remember, fascists
They'll come for you
When they're done with everyone else.
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