Good Thing We Have A Competent Moron As President

Fat Turd.

As America braces itself for the coronovirus epidemic and the pyramid scheme known as the stock market tumbles into oblivion, let us all be thankful that we have a competent moron as President, as opposed to an incompetent moron. You see, a competent moron gets stuff done. An incompetent moron wouldn't have gutted the nation's pandemic response team, because incompetent morons are, well, incompetent. An incompetent moron wouldn't have contradicted his own administration and claimed that the coronovirus "may not get here." Our competent moron President refuses to self-quarantine, unlike an incompetent moron, because he knows best. After all, he gets stuff done. Does it really matter if said stuff is stupid?

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for the competent moron in 2016. A competent moron is exactly the type of person I'd like to have in charge of the nation during a pandemic in the internet era. Nobody sows disinformation like a competent moron, and nobody is as sure of themselves as some one who is incredibly stupid and oblivious to their own stupidity. While an incompetent moron might listen to people who are smarter than him, a competent moron doesn't listen to anybody. A competent moron is only interested in not being blamed for his incompetence.

Hey I'm glad you guys got those Supreme Court Justices. Was it worth it for the tax cut? Were enough brown skinned people deported to justify your choice? Was the swamp sufficiently cleared of competent, non-partisan people? Were the libs owned enough? And those of you who voted to watch the world burn, are you happy now? For all of our sakes, I hope our competent moron of a President musters just enough humility to see the nation through this crisis. Maybe it'll blow over in a month and we will all move on to the next pointless distraction. But if we're on a downward slope, and people die, and the economy crashes, and people lose their jobs and homes, then I hope you fucking dipshits gain enough sense not to vote for that orange sack of shit again in November.