Monday, January 21, 2019

The Love Song of Greta Van Fleet


The seventies, baby, were a very cool time

People had no fashion sense, but they knew how to rhyme

How do you like my shoes, babe, and my greasy long hair?

How do like my Frodo voice, and my thousand yard stare?


We're Greta Van Fleet yeah, not Greta Van Susteren

Try to rhyme another word with Greta Van Susteren

We got the moves, mama, yeah we got the golden flair

I'm wearing open-toed shoe like I don't even care


Back in the seventies, babe, there was no Youtube

If you wanted to watch music, babe, you'd see on the boob tube

Everybody smoked weed but it was somehow okay

Yet you still had to hide it if you were not straight but gay


We're Greta Van Fleet yeah, not Greta Van Susteren

Try to rhyme another word with Greta Van Susteren

We got the moves, mama, yeah we got the golden flair

I'm wearing open-toed shoe like I don't even care 


It's not derivative, babe, if you haven't heard it in years

No one plays rock 'n' roll, babe, so swallow those fears

Just put away your Iphone and listen to me screech

It's gotta be better than pop's lame-ass beats


We're Greta Van Fleet yeah, not Greta Van Susteren

Try to rhyme another word with Greta Van Susteren

We got the moves, mama, yeah we got the golden flair

I'm wearing open-toed shoe like I don't even care

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