Unused Lyrics from Kid Rock's New Orleans

I'm going down to New Orleans, gonna find me a hot dog stand

I'm going down to New Orleans, gonna eat as many dogs as I can
 
Down in New Orleans, I'm gonna visit a lotta hot dog stands


When I get to New Orleans, someone gonna treat me right

When I get to New Orleans, I'll eat hot dogs through the night

Down in New Orleans, many hot dogs will lose the fight


Mama won't you tell me, how many dogs can you eat?

Mama won't you tell me, how many dog can you eat?

If you won't tell, mama, then you can smell my feet


Going to the bayou, with a hundred dollars in my hand

Going to the bayou, gonna live it up like a man

Going to the bayou, gonna eat all the dogs in the land


Somebody better help me, I think I'm gonna poop my pants

Somebody better help me, I think I'm gonna shit my pants

If somebody don't help me, I'm really gonna crap my pants


When I get to the toilet, I'm gonna find sweet relief

When I get to the toilet, I'm gonna find my soul's peace

Down in the toilet, I'm gonna make hot dog beef


Forgive me Jesus, I didn't mean to eat so bad

Forgive me Jesus, I didn't mean to wear plaid

Forgive me Jesus, I didn't mean to make you mad


When you get to New Orleans, run from the hot dog man

When you get to New Orleans, run from the hot dog man

Down in New Orleans, stay away from that hot dog man