1. Hit the rear delts a little more--add a couple extra sets of face pulls and bent over flys on back day. Yennefer commented that my deltoids lacked symmetry. Geralt of Riva is the most symmetrical of witchers.
2. Take a course of rhetoric. Sometimes when people are talking, all I can respond with is "humm." I try to put a lot into that simple exclamation, but occasionally people expect more.
3. Stop by the barber more often to cut off my straight ends.
4. Stop abusing my sole friend, the bard Jaskier. Maybe take him out to dinner for putting up with all of my nastiness. He did write "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher," after all, and every time that tune pops up in someone's head, I get .001 cents.
5. Start work on a celebrity tell all, tentatively entitled "Witchers: Not the Child-eating Monsters of Yore."
6. Do quick carb cut--Yennefer commented on my fading abdominal definition.
7. Stop fiddling around with goddamn side quests and just find Ciri, my child surprise.
8. Stop fiddling around with sorceresses and settle down with Yennefer, so I can endure one-hundred years of constant nagging and belittlement.
9. Buy Vesemir a father's day card for once.
10. Maybe try killing less people. They say problems can be solved with words rather than bloodshed. Possible that rhetoric course could help with this.
11. Look into taking university courses at night, in case this monster-hunting thing doesn't pan out. I always wanted to be an exercise science major. Ask Jaskier for help.
12. Find a different gym. Letho's is losing its hardcore status. Too many noblemen looking for that "Brad Pitt in Fight Club" look and not enough real lifters.
13. Hang out with the halflings more and find a little anxiety relief in the leaf.
14. Read more. Not everything you read has to be a sword fighting manual or a pornographic romance.
15. Call up my elf cousin Legolas and remind him that it's never too late to hit the weights.
16. Forget some of my biases and give Nilfgaard a chance.
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