Conan Brothers Q&A

IMPEECH asks "Mueller report has dropped, but much of it is redacted! Do the Dems impeach Trump, or do they continue to let him run rampant?"

Dave: He's running rampant for a while longer, bro.

Arnold: I don't really understand the calls for impeachment. There's not a snowball's chance in hell that twenty Republicans in the Senate vote to impeach Trump. So what's the point? All the Democrats hate him anyway. You don't need to impeach him in the House for people to realize that.

Dave: People want to invalidate the results of the last Presidential election, Arnold.

Arnold: It's too late, folks. Forty percent of the voting electorate support Trump no matter what. The Mueller report could have included a video of Trump pissing on an American flag while kissing Vladimir Putin, and that forty percent wouldn't have wavered.

Dave: Nothing's changing people's minds, is what you're saying.

Arnold: The economy would have to crash. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

Dave: I'd hate to be let go at Wendy's.

Arnold: I would hate to be laid off at the Amazon Warehouse as well. Maybe I'd start enjoying life again, and god knows that means trouble.

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RogerEgret asks "Bros watch anything good lately on TV?"

Dave: I mostly watch videos of other people working out on Youtube.

Arnold: He's kidding. He watches videos of himself working out on Youtube.

Dave: I liked Altered Carbon.

Arnold: It only took two years for us to finish it.

Dave: I hate to say it, but it had gratuitous levels of violence.

Arnold: So much blood and dismemberment. I also find the idea of "sleeves" disturbing.

Dave: So you would mind hopping from body to body?

Arnold: I spent a lot of time building this body. I'm not switching it out for anything, even if it means that I might finally become a real woman.

Dave: We've also been watching the third season of the Expanse for a really long time.

Arnold: Too many goddamn plot lines to follow. Thanks a lot, Game of Thrones.

Dave: Oh yeah, Game of Thrones. The first two episodes haven't been bad.

Arnold: No one's done anything terribly out of character yet.

Dave: Still rooting for the Night King. Westeros is a terrible place.

Arnold: Bring on the ice age!

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MusclesMalone asks "Workout tips? Been awhile."

Dave: Stay in school and drink milk.

Arnold: Been doing block periodization for a while. Working well, but two bouts of illness have robbed me of seven pounds.

Dave: Seven pounds of blubber.

Arnold: Must've been some muscle in there, because that weight loss affected my lifts.

Dave: But you can see your abs again, Arnold!

Arnold: Yeah, woop-tee-do. I'd take another inch on my arms over my abs peeking out.

Dave: Therein lies the difference between us and the modern male.

Arnold: That, and our devilish sense of fashion.

Dave: Bright pink sleeveless shirts never went out of style.

Arnold: Not in our dojo.