A Story I Heard
He sat in his kitchenbeneath a green pop-up tent
The peyote wouldn’t let go
of his brain.
His friends put out a plate
every day, like he was
some wild jungle cat,
too wary of the daylight
to emerge from his lair,
too full of white teeth
to be approached directly.
All the while:
Bob Dylan sat next to him
reeking of Highway 61
and police sirens,
stinking of broken harmonicas
and ancient folk-singer socks.
The fumes burned his eyes
and melted his own ragged garments
into borrowed hand-me-downs.
How he hated
The
Voice
of a generation.
But etiquette was preserved
even in this far-out barn-seed bivouac.
So he realized that
you could never tell
Robert Zimmerman
how badly his
feet
smell
no matter how much
your lungs ache
for
reprieve.
Rosa Palm and Her 5 Sisters
I can’t monument a momentStop a glass
My photos are melting pockets
Of gold.
We are children
And I am a child wonder.
Progress lost to me
As love is to the birds.
What have I got
On my ancient fathers?
I’m an idle masturbator
And they were fingers in motion.
Generation after generation
We still jerk off.
Andrew Jackson, I love thee
In the foyer of the White House, you let anyoneEat of a two ton wheel of cheese
How cool is that?
You started the spoils system in politics
Were you proud of that?
Were you proud of all the Indians you killed?
I don’t think you were a decent man
(But who really is?)
You killed the best gunfighter in Tennessee
Your hands must’ve left blood on everything you touched
Yet you never saw their ghosts
Why do I love thee?
My Pockets
I was cleaning out my pockets the other day and this is what I found:3 balls of lint;
A crumbled receipt for a 6 pack of beer;
An ink pen drawing of a dinosaur;
A muddy glass eye;
The splinters of a toothpick;
A Christmas card from Jesus;
The dried husk of a raisin;
A lipstick-smeared love letter to myself;
A half-empty pack of Marlboros;
The petrified paw of my favorite cat;
3 whole years of my life, covered in bubble gum, tar-stained and wasted, left lying on the ground like a barely smoked cigarette, smoldering and useless.
At least I found enough change for a candy bar.
Ob-la-Di, Ob-la-Da.
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