Checking in with the Average Trump Supporting Family

We're deep into 2025, and it's been quite the shit-show, with Donald Trump dismantling the government, flagrantly breaking the law, and pushing the economy toward a recession, all while increasing his authoritarian agenda and managing an approval rating just a couple points underwater. What does the average Trump supporting family think? We're checking in with the Whites to get a pulse on how they feel the President is doing.

Pointless Venture: Howdy, Mr. White. What do you do for a living?

Mr. White: I own a window replacement business. As you can see, I'm doing pretty well.

Pointless Venture: That's terrific! I'm happy for you. What do you think of President Trump's performance so far?

Mr. White: The tariffs are hurting my business. My storm windows are made outside the United State, so I'm paying almost fifty percent more to import them. There isn't a domestic manufacturer that makes storm windows at an affordable price, so I'm left with no alternative. I've had to raise prices. Now I'm not getting the business that I used to.

Pointless Venture: So you're not happy with the tariffs? President Trump campaigned on them.

Mr. White: Yeah, but I didn't expect them to affect me directly. I thought the other countries were going to pay them, not us.

Pointless Venture: So you didn't know what a tariff is.

Mr. White: No, of course not! I'm not sure if the President does either, though.

Pointless Venture: So do you regret your vote for President Trump?

Mr. White: Hell no. He's cleaning out the cities of illegals. Hopefully he'll target the goddamn commies next.

Pointless Venture: President Trump's use of ICE to illegally deport US residents doesn't give you pause?

Mr. White: No. We need to get rid of the liberals and do-nothings.

Pointless Venture: You support the formation of a secret police force beholden to the President?

Mr. White: Now when did I say that? You're putting goddamn words in my mouth. To put it quite simply, I'm prepared to take an economic hit as long as the people I don't like get what they fucking deserve.

Pointless Venture: I see. The fascism is the point for you?

Mr. White: Yeah, I guess. Fascism is one of those fucking words you guys like to throw around like a sledgehammer. Well guess what. We're the ones swinging the hammer.

Pointless Venture: All right, thank you for your time, Mr. White. Let's move on to Mrs. White. Please introduce yourself.

Mrs. White: I'm a homemaker and proud mother of two beautiful children.

Pointless Venture: That's great. What sort of job do you think the President is doing?

Mrs. White: They're keeping the bad history out of schools, which is good. I also support RFK's efforts to remove colored food dyes, although I'm a little worried about being able to get the COVID vaccine.

Pointless Venture: You believe in COVID?

Mrs. White: Well, I didn't, but then Robert's dad got very sick after we visited him during the pandemic, and he almost died, and I've always felt as though we were responsible, because Timmy probably had COVID, he couldn't smell anything. Since then, I've always felt like we should get it when we get into cold season, but Robert doesn't feel that way.

Pointless Venture: Are you alarmed at the Trump administration's cuts to public health?

Mrs. White: I'm more alarmed at the cuts to the Department of Education. Jill is about to go to college, and her councilor told us that she might not be able to get any financial aid if they eliminate it.

Pointless Venture: What about your grocery bill? Has it gotten any cheaper?

Mrs. White: No, actually I'm spending almost fifty to seventy dollars more a week on groceries. Our electric is also going up. They're building one of those AI data centers close to us, and it's really hiked up our bill.

Pointless Venture: President Trump seems to be pretty friendly with the big tech CEOs that are pushing AI. Does that bother you?

Mrs. White: Yes. He said he would bring groceries down, but they've gotten more expensive. Also, my sister can't afford a house and she's been looking for a year. It seems like working families are really being squeezed.

Pointless Venture: Is the President to blame?

Mrs. White: I will say that everything was cheaper last year. I don't know, though. I don't follow the news.

Pointless Venture: Do you regret voting for Trump?

Mrs. White: No, absolutely not. I wasn't about to vote for a childless woman who slept her way to the top!

Pointless Venture: Donald Trump has been accused multiple times of sexual assault, and he was convicted of assaulting Jean E. Carroll in civil court.

Mrs. White: He's also a very famous, rich man. They have it out for him. They always have.

Pointless Venture: Thank you for your time. Can we speak with your children?

Timmy: Yo.

Jill: Hello.

Pointless Venture: You both look like you are of voting age. Did you vote for Trump?

Timmy: Hell yeah!

Jill: I didn't.

Pointless Venture: Why not, Jill?

Jill: He's a fascist.

Pointless Venture: Did you vote for Harris?

Jill: No, she supports genocide.

Pointless Venture: The Israeli-Palestinian situation has worsened since Trump took office.

Jill: Has it? I haven't paid much attention lately. It hasn't been on my feed.

Pointless Venture: So Timmy, do you think the President is doing a good job?

Timmy: I could use a job. I've been looking for months.

Pointless Venture: Do you think the hiring downturn is the President's fault?

Timmy: I dunno. Joe Rogan still seems to like him, so I guess maybe not?

Pointless Venture: Why did you vote for Trump?

Timmy: He's fucking hilarious. Also, he hates the feminists like I do.

Pointless Venture: What's a feminist, Timmy?

Timmy: That sounds like a liberal trap, commie. I'm not going to take the bait.

Pointless Venture: So have you had a date since you voted for the President?

Timmy: That's not your business, fucker! Dad, get this asshole out of the house.

Pointless Venture: Come on, Timmy. Answer the question. Have you ever touched a woman?

Timmy: Get your beta-cuck ass outta here, bro!

Pointless Venture: Thank you for your time.

The Whites: Fuck you!