Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Bad Poetry: Turning Forty

 



Turning Forty

It's hot outside and I stink

The fetid odor of ammonia

Rising from beneath my shirt

To assault my nostrils.

Why does my chest hurt?

Why are my muscles always sore?

Truly, I am a physical marvel at my age

At this time

In this place.

So why do I feel like shit?

Why has a deep malaise settled in

Like fog seeping over the Ohio?

This mild discontent

Sours my birthday

And makes me think

Of death and time

And all the terrible malefactors

Presiding over the land of the free.

I just want to forget about news

The stressors of life

My job and all my sundry duties

Is that so much to ask?

Turns out, it is.

Welcome, friend, to adulthood.

You're middle-aged, bitch.

Most of us didn't make it this far.

Be thankful what you have.

 

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